Forever Chamade by Fifi Chachnil
They look like they’re in a heist movie with Rihanna as the tough-as-nails leader/master thief and Lupita as the genius computer hacker
**tough-as-nails leader with an unshakable respect for statement furs and rhinestones but also an encyclopedic knowledge of foreign languages and mixed martial arts
#who has a special knack for derailing conversations to fit her ends#and her adorable yet terrifyingly compitent hacker/gadget designer who will not take#any of that talk-around-the-issue-bullshit rhianna you are going to stop making weak snarky men cry in public so help me#we’re trying to be discreet you can sabatogue his closet later#or mess with his credit score if he’s really an asshole#too tired to write well#but I want this so bad#perfect people
There is always a crisis. Perhaps you should consider living your life during them. Otherwise, you might miss it.
Regina Mills in 4x01, A Tale of Two Sisters
When people compare the greatness that is The Simpsons to other animated shows like Family Guy it makes me want to set myself on fire
I went on a date last year and jokingly said “Don’t ask me I’m just a girl” and giggled at a 35 year old man thinking he’d get the reference and instead he said “that’s what I like to hear.”
today I saw a preteen girl pick up Mean Girls at Target and ask her friend what it was. She didn’t even know. She said it sounded dumb. The people are forgetting. The world is changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air. Much that once was is lost, for none now live who remember it.
She looks genuinely proud of herself.
You would be proud too if you had just hit an imaginary home run with an imaginary baseball bat, right out of the imaginary ball park.
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Marge is such a great mom
She gets it.